1. This woman’s life ambition is to be an anime character.
2. LADY! PLEASE COVER THOSE UP! Oh, wait, nevermind. That’s just your back.
3. Ah, America.
4. Hey, don’t judge this guy. Bras are a wonderful place to store one’s daily necessities. 
5. “That’s it, Lula Mae! Git way back there and git that one with the extra sugar!”
6. Little Timmy’s life ambition is to be a dog, and his parents are clearly very supportive of this goal.
7. Rapunzel in real life.
8. Sorry, kids, but Barney is really an old woman.
9. Woah, there. Careful not to bend over too far!
10. Of course we’ve all seen this woman as a meme, but I must re-iterate: “If Monday were a person…”