Because nothing is open. Instead of ruining your dreams of eatting anywhere other than iHop and Denny’s right about now, how about instead I ruin every super hero cartoon ever, by revealing their secret identities? Yep, I’m not bitter about not being able to pick up that AAA game at a closed GameStop at 8pm. Nope!
The Joker
The Justice League
Miles Morales unmasks to alternate Peter Parker
Batman Unmasked By Lois Lane
Spider-Man reveals secret identity to Mary Jane
Batman and Superman reveal each other’s identities
Sailor Senshi and Sailor Star Lights discover each other.
Corky Knows Superman’s Identity
Tons of people find out who Superman is
Lex Luthor possessed Flash unmasks
Power Rangers in Space’s identity
There, now you don’t have to watch tons of shows! Now no one has anything to do for the rest of Sunday! Awesome, right?